AlwaysNowNeverNotMe

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what if a human being replaced all drinkable liquids with water?? in c/[email protected]

TIL in 1893, the US Supreme Court held 9–0 that the tomato should be classified as a vegetable rather than a fruit in Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304, for purposes in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Webster {attempting to standardize spelling across the English speaking world}

Everyone: oh hey thanks for defining all reality for us.

New Battery Crushes Tesla's Tech, Unveils A Solid-State Marvel With 300% Higher Energy Density, 15-minute Ultra-Fast Charge in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

If you prevent them from collusion and price fixing through regulation competition wi.. ha lmfao I can't even pretend.

Car dealers say they can’t sell EVs, tell Biden to slow their rollout in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Wow angling to pass lawyers as the most reviled profession in the country huh?

Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When the light they had to stop at turns green.

What are some promising solutions to solar power's lack of night time availability? Is "transoceanic power transportation" on the list? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I demand the creation of a Kocomo.

Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square in c/[email protected]

Achievement for all of us in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (18 children)

I believe this is right after psychotic mommy issues superman murders a protestor with his Lazer vision and is surprised to be cheered for it by his supporters.

Microsoft will let users uninstall Edge, Bing, and disable ads on Windows 11 as it complies with the Digital Markets Act in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, your heart's in the right place.

Microsoft will let users uninstall Edge, Bing, and disable ads on Windows 11 as it complies with the Digital Markets Act in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Who needs a volcano when woodchippers can park right in your driveway.

Remember to load them feet first kids!

Trump’s Truth Social Has Lost $73M Since Launch, New Filing Shows in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

*has spent 73 million sewing discord

Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And don't overpay, a senator costs less than a 2023 Ford F150 economy package.