They'll have you tip your executioner, and the minimum amount the kiosk will allow is 22%
567PrimeMover
joined 1 year ago
Can I just say I use chrome so I can get executed instantly?
I saw a man with a gaping bass hole at the bass pro shops pyramid
Fun fact: It's a much simpler job to guide a vehicle to a planetary body than it is to render a webpage with a flat theme.
Source: It came to me in a dream
In my experience living in a small town, the good ol boys are allowed to drive like maniacs, but the cops are up your ass the minute you're over the limit.
dramatic music plays over a montage of people sitting in their underwear giggling at memes on their computer/phone
Agreed, it’s a waste environmentally, on my pocket book, waste of time (do you have to babysit this thing while it’s updating?) and is unnecessary wear and tear on the engine.
The electrics stay on on my car when you turn the engine off, until you open the door. I don’t see why that behavior can’t be overridden until the update is done, and then turn itself off.
To be fair it’s a pretty cool way to describe an engine
eww
scrolling idly on the phone
"What are you doing? We have your wife motherfucker!"
"Oh, just trying to figure out what music to kill you to"
That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: "567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!"
Yeah, he's got Minnesota in there but totally left out Megasota
Two Tennessees, but no nineessee
Texoklahoma is up by Midsouthdakota?
North-West Virginia isn't even a thing no matter what those weirdos say
The weird strip of land in the Great Lake
Removed Whodaho and added "Idaho"? WTF is Idaho?
It's got the state we all agreed doesn't exist?