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The bathroom stall at work gets 0 bars.
Would be funny if they'd built a Faraday cage around the bathroom to stop people sitting on the toilet on their phones for ages
That plus those seats designed to put strain on your legs would be a 0/10 pooping experience. The only way I could think to make it worse is if you could find a way to send an all-hands message in Slack: "567primemover has been on the toilet for more than 7 minutes. Send him a word of encouragement!"
I'd make a scoreboard out of it, competitive shutting for both high and low scores
Make sure the toilet is too tall for most people too.