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I feel personally attacked.
By my balls
Ha! I only have one.
Aerodynamic π
Do your nuts hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder Like a continental soldier? Do your nuts hang low?
Nah, it's kinda nice to let them swing in the breeze.
Sorry to break it to you: donβt ask for whom the balls toll, they toll for you.
Butβ¦this is guys at all ages??? If it was a cold day, it would be the opposite.
And sometimes you panic cuz you can't find one because it went up towards the abdomen.
It hurts my knees.
No, because I donβt run commando
It's like five miles of paddleball hackey sack
Yet another reason I don't run
??
Doesnβt hurt, but it might just be because of the boxer briefs.
No idea, everything else starts to hurt way before those.