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[–] [email protected] 89 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, take the W for the moment

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, it would have been more of a W if Kissinger had died a long time ago. This is more like a really late consolation prize.

Though the same could be said of Trump, he has a lot more potential years (possibly even decades) of havoc to wreak. I guess, like our constant companion, Death, I'll have to take what I can get.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Trump isn't nearly a healthy as Kissinger was. Give him 10, tops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

However, within these 10 years, he could do damages that will long outlast him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

But if he were in prison tho ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger...

I'm very excited to see who our third strike is.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Rupert Murdoch would be nice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Really want that inheritance, huh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oh no. She's dirt poor and I won't receive a tin can. She's just pure evil and deserves death.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Trump. Even as a non American I feel sorry for you if he gets elected again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it'd be the last free election in the US if Trump gets elected again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Forgot she ded already 💀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I hear her headstone makes a popular loo.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Kissinger, the Forrest Gump of war crimes.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what country’s sovereignty you’re gonna violate.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Holy shit! This is how I just found out that bastard finally died! WOOHOO! 🎉

I remember seeing this meme many times over the years with the caption of "Is Kissinger even in this thing!?" I guess he was! He still lived entirely too long, though.

I don't know what the rules are on whether or not we can say things like "I hope he fucking suffered!" or similar, sooooo, I guess I won't say anything like that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

aw c'mon, This cartoon is pretending that mortality can only strike one person at a time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

No that's when death plays the coin pushers at the arcade.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God I hope Trump doesn't live to a 100

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The worst of us always live the longest.

People say "if there's a god then why do these people live forever consequence free?"

I actually think it's proof of a god. If you read the Bible he's an absolute monster, a real piece of shit. That tracks with the worst of us getting the longest lives lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

well yeah the worst of us can afford first class healthcare

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The worst of us always live the longest.

Jimmy Carter is 99. Granted the guy's in hospice care, but still, almost 100.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but my sweet old grandma made it well into her 90s, so I'll stick to there not being a god. The biblical god would have smitted her down long ago.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm a simple man, I'll believe when I meet him.. not when a bunch of robed cultists with funny hats try to shame me into compliance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

A win is a win

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I hope Putin is in there too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

We're all in there, but we're not all prizes for death. Sometimes we're just a mood ring.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Change it to getting a win

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I thought death would be happy with this roll of the dice. I thought he had been after Kissinger or McConnell for years now.