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[–] [email protected] 74 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Author is MonkeyUser, but is cut off because the world is brimming with assholes.

https://www.monkeyuser.com/2018/final-patch/

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I cross posted it light-heartedly assuming the original poster had not infringed any intellectual property. Thanks for the emendation, content should not be stolen online.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I meant nothing negative toward you unless you cut it off. Thank you for adding a new word to my lexicon.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

No, I just cross posted it. Now the original post on blahaj has been edited but this one retained the old image. So I uploaded a new one here with the source.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Thank you 😁

I think the authors should consider watermarking their stuff, particularly if it isn't something recognizable like Strange Planet

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I guess the hole left side is a feature, requested by the CEO?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

More like short-term goals over everything else.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Go fast, Break things. Wait... No! Not like that!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

it's flying (for now), okay? quit complaining~

sustainability is a future me problem.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

OR, and hear me out. I will get a different job that pays more with a title bump, and you can hire someone else to fix it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

simply marvelous~! future me (not being there) would have approved.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

99 user stories on the wall...

99 user stories...

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Sums up my current project.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Funny enough, we have had this comic in our operations office at my former employer. This was years ago but sadly it is still relevant as of today.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Could also be a test team rule on a larger project with test team.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

It's a feature.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

this is basically the plot of the movie up!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Absolutely fucking me_irl

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Whac-a-mole