this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Imagine being in 2023 and still thinking it's anything other than piss.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Man if you don't see why making someone come so hard they piss is fun, I don't know how we could ever come to common ground

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Well, no common ground it is. Not to kink shame tho, being in to piss play is a-ok 👍

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago

I'm fine with that. The one girl I was with that "squirted" a lot was more than enough from one night, for a lifetime. 🤢🤢🤢

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a medical issue.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What do people think it would be otherwise?

Sweat? Magic fluid that's just not used all the time?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Precious ambergris

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It’s Ambrosia

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Skene's gland secretions. Warning - medical/anatomical non-pornographic NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No one claimed that (here)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It’s Bud light.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

brb gotta squirt in the urinal.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

It's mostly piss. Not entirely piss.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

tbh they would call women witches if they had any sort of pleasure in the 1600s.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or power.

Because only a man can do things by themselves naturally. When women do something great it must have been magic not merit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You mean like Queen Elizabeth I who ruled over England from 1558-1603?

You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass when the arguably most powerful person in the world at the beginning of the century was a woman.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right of course but I just couldn't help being a smartass

You should try.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the weekend, brighten up and maybe go outside or something. You sound a little grumpy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're right. I apologize for being grumpy. Coincidentally, I'm grumpy because I work outside.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey that's not how it works. You have to double down and insult me.

Jokes aside I hope you get some well deserved rest on the weekend.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hey you two can't just be nice to each other on the internet. This is not how it works around here.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Accusing people of witchcraft was also a great way of avoiding blame. Bread didn't rise properly? Not my fault. Neighbour is a witch.