this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

Ah man I set a fire once. So dumb. My friend and I ditched Hebrew school and lit some books and a bush on fire in a department store parking lot.

Then we felt so guilty we called to fire department and confessed! The fire chief made us come in and take a fire safety class and write an essay. We were such dorks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I'll be treating the freebie as a limited collectable in a video game and never use it fearing that I'll waste it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’ll be treating the freebie as a limited collectable in a video game

Ah so you'll be using it impulsively on the first thing that crosses your mind, only to regret what you did just moments afterwards?

and never use it fearing that I’ll waste it

Oh I see

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

That's natural. Don't worry...when the right time comes, you'll know.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Everyone in my family is highly allergic to bee stings, but you need to be exposed to it once to develop an allergy.

I haven’t been stung, so that’s my free bee.

I’m going to try to avoid using that one, though. 36 years and counting!