this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Too bad that it's Nestlé :(

[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Why did chocolate ever need to involve child slavery. Fuckin Nestle man, fuck you

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

Why, Profit of course.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you think this started with chocolate, I’ve got some bad news for you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

At least it's not like there was no child slavery and then we found cocoa beans and went, "you know what this could use....*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Because the chocolate industry like many others could not grow without child and slave labour. And because the big industry players we have now built their empires on the backs of the easily exploitable they can't stop doing it without losing wayyyy more than they're comfortable with.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I recently had a Knoppers at 09:15. I'm a rebel!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

fuckin blockin u rite now u terrerist

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time based oppression!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

fukkin figures u ppl would cry about chronological reeducation we dont need ur kind in this subdimension

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We will not stop until half past nine defenders like yourself finally see the errors in their ways! Bites into Knoppers at 02:49am

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Hmmm. I may have you lot wrong, now that I think about it.

Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time-based oppression!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's nothing. I drank beer at 15:45 once!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Kein Bier vor vier bezieht sich auf das Alter, nicht auf die Uhrzeit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I am calling the police

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well technically it's 11:59 hours after eight, so you're disqualified.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Which is why you can never feed a Mogwai.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

This is why god created nuclear bombs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

It’s 8 o’clock somewhere

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

It's okay if it's after 8am

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Can't call yourself a bad boy if you eat your after eights with the peel off. Smh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

fuck n**tle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago