this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Declare war and immediately airdrop their major cities before they launch fighters, making sure you have enough VP to end the war in a few weeks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Russia tried that, didn't work out so well

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Then they tried a classic spearhead blitzkrieg out of frustration but ran out of supplies & found themselves encircled

Classic hoi L ... Time to restart from a previous savepoi... Oh wait...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Global tension +15%

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Back when the SMO started I saw the HOI players on my Discord discussing how it would evolve and it turned out to be pretty much spot on

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

Ok, just in case someone doesn't know:

SMO = Special Military Operation

HOI = Hearts Of Iron

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

SMO = Unprecedentedly unjust and bloody invasion of the sovereign nation of Ukraine

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

a.k.a the biggest clown show since whatever the fuck George W. Bush tried

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I was hoping for Hoi, the Amiga game from 1992…

Hoi Amiga 1992

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Second Maternal Orgy.

Homie Orgies Incorporated.