this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But it's a cute cat. That's makes up for it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can use a pitchfork on the babies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many dead babies are in a truckload?

Depends on how many parts they're in.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If they are in too many parts you're going to need a shovel.