Dad Jokes

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I takes its cloves off!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

imagine you get with someone and they take their clothes off and they are just 9 humans arranged around a stem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The wordplay is clever but... The cloves are the garlic? Without cloves, what's left to take a shower?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

You always gotta wash between the cloves