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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Man's out here rolling snake eyes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew I recognized that avatar! Senchaaa ♥️

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

"Bi-weekly" is hilarious, well done

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That's a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A stoic is a boid that brings babies

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw, that's a stork.
A stoic is a thick cut of moit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a steak. Stoic is what you get when you boil bones in water.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a stock. Stoic is what you get when you drive too deep into mud or sand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, man, you're thinking of 'stuck'. Stoic is what you do to a burning pile of wood or coals to keep the fire going.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

No, no, that's 'stoke'.

You're thinking of an event where workers coordinate and walk off the job, usually as an act of protest seeking increased compensation or better working conditions.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No that's smoke. Stoic is what holds a bicycle wheel in place.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Fine, I'm still playing odd job slaps

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Fuckin loser

Dude should just 'Laputan Machine' himself, eh JC? 😏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

>not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.

Come on, dude.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A tale of woe without redemption

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.