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Nah, it's ok, she'll have the tossed salad (slrpnk.net)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Sir, this is a Texas Roadhouse

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, but seriously, if we're doing that, please consider having the tossed salad for dinner.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Like a day or two in advance.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What, you don't like curry?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

How do I unread this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chilli is the best foreplay for ass play.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The ol' spicy russian roulette

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

In the meantime enjoy the free bread with whipped honey butter.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure what the extra minutes are for. He knows what he wants already.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But she didn't.