Memes

45655 readers

2290 users here now

Rules:

Be civil and nice.
Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

157

"You see, Frank, now that I identify as a publicly traded company..." (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

5 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 5 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Corporations aren't people.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"That's where you're wrong, Deandra. Corporations are people, an' they got a right to own property, votes, and elected officials as much as anybody else! So I say if Mac wants to dedicate himself to generating profit for his shareholders then that's his right and I'm not gonna stand by while you try 'an take it from 'em!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"In fact! [Opens wallet] Hey Mac, now that you've announced your IPA I think I'd like to get in on the action and invest a little, what do ya' say? How many shares you got and what's your ask?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

"I built this company with these hands. Built it from the ground up...

It's done? Oh. Good. Right. All right, that's it. It's over, you can all go."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They are however, somehow, still assholes.