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Wall monkeys on Amazon is a damn goldmine of really weird shit.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn’t that the same woman who has a currently circulating stock photo with a very badly gripped .45?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah. She gets around.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck, I wish I had disposable income so I could buy these and surreptitiously post them up in my coworkers' offices.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Asian Old Man is an investment. You buy him, put him up, then work extra hard to climb the latter so you don’t disappoint him. The you’ll have enough money for even more wall decals.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Just like the old saying, "It takes Asian Old Man to make Asian Old Man."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He has a name! Have some damned respect!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got to get in on that stock image craze.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look at those reviews. People have been finding comfort in Asia Old Man for years.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Meh, middle aged at best. Amazon will inflate descriptions just to get a sale.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Theme: Religion

"So, what religion are you?"

"Asian Old Man."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love that it’s “Amazon’s Choice”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

How delightfully weird! It's stock art for walls. Like something you'd see at a pharmacy or realtors office.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My coworker and I are currently trying to devise a good spot to hide this in the office. Like behind a door with the head poking out, or inside of a rarely used cabinet. When I tell you that my soul would momentarily exit my body as soon as I saw it out of the corner of my eye…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Pro tip. Find a spot in a conference room where it appears on video, but where someone might not notice it when they walk into the room and turn on the camera. Like behind a structural support beam or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I'm holding out for Harold.