this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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Privacy

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Privacy has become a very important issue in modern society, with companies and governments constantly abusing their power, more and more people are waking up to the importance of digital privacy.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We may share your poop with third party to improve user experience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your poop will be used to custom tailor your experience to be the best possible poop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We'll scan your butt cheeks to tailor the toilet seat to your exact shape

Don't be afraid to show your uniqueness

Enjoy the difference

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tungsten glass? The one that goes white when electricity passes through it? Opaque when locked?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

thankfully it's usually the other way around: the glass is opaque and only transparent with power. So you don't need to worry about an ill-timed power outage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Our privacy policy is completely transparent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

More like "We'll make good value from your privacy"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's "Your privacy is very valuable to us." Do you even corporate-speak?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not in English apparently:(

Yours sounds more corporate indeed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Your privacy has value to us [and our 1000 best friends]."