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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Corn is not a nut. But you're still filling your mouth with warm seed

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That was a perfect correction. I didn't want to say anything because the joke was funny, and my thought process was pedantic, but you corrected it and kept it funny. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Corn nuts. explain that, liberal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks, now I can't eat popcorn.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That's why when I grab my popcorn at the cinema I loudly proclaim "no homo" before going down on Bruce, my coworker.

Wouldn't want it to get awkward

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is calling a corn kernel a nut some kind of European thing?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Nah they just forked it and hardened the kernel so much it became a nut.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What about girlcock? Checkmate, everyone is gay in one way or another

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it gay to be attracted to trans? Hmm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Warm seed can come from women too, is all I'm saying

Also, I think it's time we stop thinking in gay and straight terms. Way too restrictive, sexuality is just more complex than that.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think "gay/straight " describe more than 90% of people. It is useful. What is not useful is making politics out of this, including blaming the other side for being immoral, and "identity politics".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I'm saying is that describing attraction based on appearance can often make things much easier than stricly basing it on sex or gender identity.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah! Got you. However, girlclock is part of appearance too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, absolutely. And that's what I mean by saying sexuality is complex, people can have such a wild mix of preferences.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So then you agree that it is not gay for a woman to like girlcock (maybe it is not straight either, but importantly it is not gay). Checkmate returned :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Well, you are eating endosperm.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On that note, never stick your dick in peanut butter, because that would be fucking nuts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How did you know I was currently putting that warm salty goodness in my mouth right now?

Screw you corn police, can't tell me what's gay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What if that was your intention all along...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Fill your mouth with Orville's finest buttery hot seed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Making sonic memes and saying bazinga is gay because anything outside of the actual sexual preference is socially constructed "performance norms" and I can make up whatever the fuck I want.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

thats the meme wuality we need on lemmy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Delicious 😍

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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