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He was a great ruler.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

30cm in normal units

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

But many peasants were crushed beneath his foot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

That’s an average ruler.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For any of you overseas, a ruler is about 12 grams in length for y’all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Our king is a benevolent liter.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If he is particularly good at making cheese shavings, its a grate ruler

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Imperial joke, nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Would have made a better footman.