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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rust: Nerdy Transfem

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Happy to see Julia on the list.

Apparently I am a nerd. I accept that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fortran has a logo now?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

JavaScript: You are jus pretending

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Java: you are in corporate IT
JS: you like surface things more than efficiency
Ruby: you are a gamer/modder/plugin maker

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

RoR: am I a joke to you

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Rust: you have long socks

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Julia is a regular nerd?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about bash?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

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