Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Because of the pastryarchy.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago

slow clap

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have a decisive breakfast. Don't waffle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Stay with your stans, don't flip flop or waffle

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

10/10

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've never seen something mom out of a toaster.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never seen a mom-up blocker for my browser.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The MILFs are gonna be happy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you ever see anything jazz out of a toaster, unplug it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

...there are sugar babies, sugar mamas, and sugar daddies...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

In France, that would be a "mom tarte" 🥖🧀

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rock tarts!