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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd like to report in as someone at the end of that process and is actually making good money.

Now I need:

More time to hang out with friends and family. πŸ₯²

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

At least you can cry in your mcmansion.

(Joking ofcourse)

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Extremely clever, well done

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Over-consumption loop.

You work hard for money -> so you buy unnecessary stuff since you earned it -> you have no money -> you work hard for money...

I have quit this loop by limiting my consumption to minimum. My friends ask me why don't I buy X if I can easily afford it and it will make my life better. Well, not better enough to justify waste of both my money/time and Earth's resources to manufacture something.

Also over-consumption is a fuel to capitalist dystopia.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I have already limited my consumption to a minimum. Now I just need to make more money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

While this is true, this is severely short sighted and misses the perspective of being impoverished and constantly being unable to make ends meet even after you have cut luxury from your life.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Corporations when they only made 1 billion gajillion shmillion dollars net profit last year

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Becomes a billionaire: ... NEED TO MAKE MORE MONEY!!!!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not if we overthrow the capitalist system.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I'm trying!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Capitalism moment

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Step 1: wake up at 4:30 every morning

Step 2: ICE BATH

step 3: fucking butter in your coffee for some reason

Step 4: starve yourself, that butter was enough.

Step 5: GRIND

Step 6: p90x

Step 7: Write Joe Rogan a pledge of allegiance.

Step 8: GYM

Step 9: GOGGINS!

Step 10: MARATHON

STEP 11: HGH INJECTIONS

STEP 12: 😑😑😑

STEP 13: here you can either traffick women or rob a bank

AND THATS HOW I HAVE ALL THESE NICE THINGS BRO JUST GRIND IT OUT.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Q: How do I make more money? A: Scam other's out of their money

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Money always has to come from someone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Difference being with honest work, people value your product and it actually does what you are promising.
Scams are not this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Work harder, better, stronger faster. Work, work, work.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here you can have my money πŸ’°πŸ’°

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

... And my sword!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

How I've felt lately. Smh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

this is the best version of this meme I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

"One more thing. Arthur".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Its tough being a counterfeitter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

He's just like me fr fr.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Best economic system btw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Unrelated to the meme, but I appreciate your username. Do you prefer chair conformer or boat conformer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I just need to make more money

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

capitalist realism

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