Ohhh a whole lotta conservative politicians worldwide about to have some very very bad days
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Get multiple braindead menial wfh jobs and auto farm.
Do to Russia what Russia did to us in this timeline.
Celebrity porn fake supersite
The selfish route: become an """"""artist"""""" and sell my AI art or do commissions or whatever. Since nobody else is doing this it's basically an infinite money glitch.
The absolutely deranged route: fabricate false evidence against every single billionaire/right wing political party, using AI to spread misinformation faster than anyone can delete it.
I try to convince every single person in the world that all the richest people are secretly plotting for the extintion of humanity or some other bullshit like that, IF all goes well (and it won't, but it's funny) humans will bond together in one great communist revolution against the rich and a communist utopia will be achieved.
There are quite a few holes with this plan... Off the top of my head, nobody guarantees that such a revolution would be a communist one just because I'm targetting the rich, and also people are quite dumb and will bend over backwards to defend capitalism as much as possible (I say that from experience).
Also blaming photoshop still exists as an option.
Porn
Before 2022? Apply for high paying tech roles and nail every assignment with my broad near-encyclopaedic knowledge
After 2022? Make unconvincing deep fakes of political figures and wait for rightwing media to run with it, as I desperately vie for a seat at the table with all the other techbros who instantly polevaulted my moat.
I'd plug in a bunch of psychology books and start getting profiles on every politician in every G4 country. I'd find their dirty laundry and air it on the news. I would make being a politician such a risky job choice that the rich would do everything in their power to avoid it. Then once a crop of people with differing ideas and a willingness for good faith compromise appears I'll do everything I can to support them.
Are you vibe coding a time machine too?
LMAO
Reveal its existence. Don't want to risk a situation where I overplay my hand, get noticed by the wrong people and am convinced to give it away for the cost of a solid wrench.
Blackmail celebrities. Don't worry, I have knowledge of the future so I'd only blackmail the bad ones like P.Diddy, Musk, Jessie Eisenburg, etc.
What's the deal with Jesse Eisenberg?
He knows what he did.
Anyone who has to ask is probably as bad as he is.
Is this an inside joke I'm not getting?
They mean Mark Zuckerberg (Played by Jesse Eisenberg on The Social Network)
Lots of images of Republican leadership fucking animals and killing babies. Audio of them selling out the country to enemies. You know, the stuff they do, but evidence.
Create deepfakes every day for a month, with each more incredulous then the last.
On the last day, open source it.
Hook it into a perl script to automate a lot of both my job and my work email.
I would tell nobody, but seem superhuman in terms of information I can conjure.
Shitposting.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Very, very carefully and low profile. The second someone notices an AI glitch, people start asking questions and your cover is blown. Not to mention if you target rich people with blackmail they know is fake, they're gonna come after you pretty quick.