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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Ohhh a whole lotta conservative politicians worldwide about to have some very very bad days

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Get multiple braindead menial wfh jobs and auto farm.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Do to Russia what Russia did to us in this timeline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

Celebrity porn fake supersite

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The selfish route: become an """"""artist"""""" and sell my AI art or do commissions or whatever. Since nobody else is doing this it's basically an infinite money glitch.

The absolutely deranged route: fabricate false evidence against every single billionaire/right wing political party, using AI to spread misinformation faster than anyone can delete it.

I try to convince every single person in the world that all the richest people are secretly plotting for the extintion of humanity or some other bullshit like that, IF all goes well (and it won't, but it's funny) humans will bond together in one great communist revolution against the rich and a communist utopia will be achieved.

There are quite a few holes with this plan... Off the top of my head, nobody guarantees that such a revolution would be a communist one just because I'm targetting the rich, and also people are quite dumb and will bend over backwards to defend capitalism as much as possible (I say that from experience).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

Also blaming photoshop still exists as an option.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Before 2022? Apply for high paying tech roles and nail every assignment with my broad near-encyclopaedic knowledge

After 2022? Make unconvincing deep fakes of political figures and wait for rightwing media to run with it, as I desperately vie for a seat at the table with all the other techbros who instantly polevaulted my moat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago

I'd plug in a bunch of psychology books and start getting profiles on every politician in every G4 country. I'd find their dirty laundry and air it on the news. I would make being a politician such a risky job choice that the rich would do everything in their power to avoid it. Then once a crop of people with differing ideas and a willingness for good faith compromise appears I'll do everything I can to support them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Are you vibe coding a time machine too?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Reveal its existence. Don't want to risk a situation where I overplay my hand, get noticed by the wrong people and am convinced to give it away for the cost of a solid wrench.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Blackmail celebrities. Don't worry, I have knowledge of the future so I'd only blackmail the bad ones like P.Diddy, Musk, Jessie Eisenburg, etc.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

What's the deal with Jesse Eisenberg?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Anyone who has to ask is probably as bad as he is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is this an inside joke I'm not getting?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

They mean Mark Zuckerberg (Played by Jesse Eisenberg on The Social Network)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago

Lots of images of Republican leadership fucking animals and killing babies. Audio of them selling out the country to enemies. You know, the stuff they do, but evidence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Create deepfakes every day for a month, with each more incredulous then the last.

On the last day, open source it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Hook it into a perl script to automate a lot of both my job and my work email.

I would tell nobody, but seem superhuman in terms of information I can conjure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Very, very carefully and low profile. The second someone notices an AI glitch, people start asking questions and your cover is blown. Not to mention if you target rich people with blackmail they know is fake, they're gonna come after you pretty quick.