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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.I give them garden and kitchen scraps all the time.if I eat shellfish I even give them the shells after baking them again ti make it easier to break and they love that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Yeah chickens eat pretty much anything.

Said by somebody that clearly never grew geese or peacocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's some heavy-duty conjecture. Lots of birds will eat anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lots of birds will eat anything

Chicken won't. But you only understand that after your reference for "everything" is correctly adjusted.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

They got nothing on swans. I once knew a painter who had guard swans. Scary as all get out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

that does sound delicious.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Looks like [email protected] is leaking again.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Grandad joke. The ultimate power.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

This is why Sisko opted for genocide

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From busting up chiffarobes to father of the emissary. What a life.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wait that was him?

He also peaked as an admiral https://youtu.be/juaw2au7dho?t=3m54s