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Anon battles his demons (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

>sleeping nude, as usual
>wake up, sleep paralysis
>feel stroking against the side of my head, hear “there there, it'll be fine…”
>feel imbued with power and RAGE
>suddenly no longer paralyzed
>LAUNCH myself out of bed, unmute computer, turn on screen
>Techno Rocker Rob Mayth Remix begins blasting at max volume, looping
>grab flamberge (picture of a glowing red sword being forged)
>run all through house, waving sword about while nude, flipping lights on
>roaring "COME OUT AND PLAY, MOTHERFUCKER"
>did this for an hour
>5:30AM by the time my rage dies down
>scream "FUUUUCK YEEEEAAAAAH" turn off lights, go to sleep
>no experiences since

also

>neighbor asks me what the fuck I was doing running around naked with a large sword last night >ask him why he was watching >he shuts up

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Why were you watching!?!"

"Because a screaming naked weird cunt with a sword at 5am is unusual you fucking autist"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Criticizing the crazy? That’s a flambergin’.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Oh, is that your fetish? Pervert??"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I mean... yes, but I'd damn sure shut the hell up too. Probably while doing the awkward sideways shuffle towards the nearest exit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

ask him why he was watching

maybe he like what he see

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Massive win for anon