Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet
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I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?
That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!
Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They're pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.
Anal and food quality control are two things I did not want to see in a comment together
That may or may not be true but there's a good chance there's some dehydrated milk in the lab
While I'm here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don't get sick, and don't get other people sick.
Yeah.. For people saying COVID is "just the flu", I had a friend who ended up in hospital with COVID.. When I got covid and thought I may have spread it to her (fortunately she got lucky and somehow didn't get it) , she pretty much started prepacking for hospital.
It's still a super serious virus, same as the real flu..
Also get your dogs rabies vaccines! We are getting dangerously close to having less than 80% of the dogs in the US vaccinated. This will cause pockets of disease in your pets.
I highly recommend staggering them though. I did them both together last year and felt so sick that I had to take a day off of work (still better than COVID or Flu). This year, I had a COVID booster and I'm getting a flu shot Monday. The COVID shot did nothing to me but give me a sore arm and flu shots never do anything.
I just went to sign up for my covid shot and it asked me to update my insurance information. I have no fucking answers for them so I stopped filling out the form.
Damn, I didn't even realize I'm doing anti-vax research as i type this
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A woman out of the kitchen? Unbelievable! That Lady over there can't shit. Shit is a manly that woman can't do!
What great ideas didn’t begin as a thought on the toilet? /s
Supposedly Newton's idea of gravity but that story with the apple could just be a cover-up.
I mean. Maybe that's why he was squatting under the tree?
The ones that started in the shower?