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[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine being the model. Alright, you look amazing. Now drop your pants and pretend to take a shit. Yeah thats it, just a hundred more photos in different lighting. Perfect, thats the one we upload to the internet

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I wonder if she lost the feeling in her legs from sitting on the shitter that long for a photoshoot?

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They're pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Anal and food quality control are two things I did not want to see in a comment together

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That may or may not be true but there's a good chance there's some dehydrated milk in the lab

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (16 children)

While I'm here, everyone, please get your flu and COVID shots this winter, vaccines work, so don't get sick, and don't get other people sick.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Got mine! 10/10 will definitely do again

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah.. For people saying COVID is "just the flu", I had a friend who ended up in hospital with COVID.. When I got covid and thought I may have spread it to her (fortunately she got lucky and somehow didn't get it) , she pretty much started prepacking for hospital.

It's still a super serious virus, same as the real flu..

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Also get your dogs rabies vaccines! We are getting dangerously close to having less than 80% of the dogs in the US vaccinated. This will cause pockets of disease in your pets.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I highly recommend staggering them though. I did them both together last year and felt so sick that I had to take a day off of work (still better than COVID or Flu). This year, I had a COVID booster and I'm getting a flu shot Monday. The COVID shot did nothing to me but give me a sore arm and flu shots never do anything.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just went to sign up for my covid shot and it asked me to update my insurance information. I have no fucking answers for them so I stopped filling out the form.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't even realize I'm doing anti-vax research as i type this

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A woman out of the kitchen? Unbelievable! That Lady over there can't shit. Shit is a manly that woman can't do!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Not to kill your joke but women do sit to pee as well.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, my anime body pillow pees?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

What great ideas didn’t begin as a thought on the toilet? /s

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Supposedly Newton's idea of gravity but that story with the apple could just be a cover-up.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean. Maybe that's why he was squatting under the tree?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

The ones that started in the shower?

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