CEO: "I'll gut the entire IT department for this ad"
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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Is it you? Are you no-code, scalable, serverless, and a solution?
Is this "no-code, scalable, serverless solution" in the room with us right now?
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I'm 100% fully 0% no serverless... as a service.
"No code, serverless"
So, nothing, hosted on nothing?
More like several very complicated moving parts hosted on complicated infrastructure to keep the illusion of nothing on nothing.
Fucks you in the Cookies?!?
Absolutely
Serverless? Keep talking
I rather want a no-code, scalable, php solution that fucks me in the a
Wait that's wordpress
Serverless and no code? So they base everything on "free" platforms like Facebook?
Or send a usb stick with some pictures in the mail?
Now i know it's a magazine!
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There’s a homeopathic veterinary clinic in my neighborhood. Amusing. My cats get real medicine a few blocks over.
A homeopathic software company, I like the idea. You pay me $100 a month, and I make sure all the 1's in your phone have good karma, and the 0's are grounded. 🧚🏽
I rather want a php solution that fucks me in the a
I just wanna get fucked in the a
If you're coding php you're already fucked
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