All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.
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King Arthur will come with his coconut playing entourage and claim my mortal soul. I should get a white rabbit. or maybe I should avoid it? Who can tell
Ocean
Splooooooosh.
Kabloooooowie
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Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
Shamefully.
Hmmm. I dunno.
Probably painfully
It would be whelming. Just so.
Awkwardly, and involving a turtle
Suddenly and all over the place
Death by giant space hamster.
I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.
The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
🤷♂️
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Yokai
So many ways...
In a blaze of TexMex
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
Having the time of my life
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.