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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Then you realize this is a psychology textbook.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like how "killing others" comes after "killing yourself."

"I'm going to kill myself and then all of you!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Processes are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The order is a bit mixed up, but yes, that sounds like a concept.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Thus we join television in leading people to kill thoughtlessly.". --Emacs manual, in earlier days.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, if the child turns into a zombie, the parent can kill it using a fork!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How ironic, killed by the very thing that created it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What book is this? (I need to read Chapter 9, being a Simple Child myself :p )

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Looks like Linux Application Development by Michael K. Johnson and Erik W. Troan (source: Facebook)