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[–] [email protected] 68 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm just surprised it seems to actually be in c/users instead of a OneDrive folder

[–] [email protected] 45 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Probably downloaded it from ChatGPT, that's why it's in the downloads folder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Default location of the downloads folder becoming OneDrive wouldn't suprise me at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

Agree. The default download location on iOS and padOS is iCloud and it's pretty clear that Microsoft is chasing Apple's monetization model.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That sounds like hell, imagine running an exe from the cloud

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

You just invented saas

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why would it run it from the cloud? Any file you try to open is downloaded locally first.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The commenter suggested the file would be downloaded to onedrive. This implies that it doesn't touch the computer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Windows has a onedrive folder locally, which is the one that person is talking about. C: users isn’t in the onedrive folder.

I’m not sure you know how onedrive works tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

@Whirlybird @potentiallynotfelix
It scares me how many people don't know this. The amount of people who have sent me and the rest of my team angry emails about how MS Defender is going "beyond its jurisdiction" after removing pirated software from their OneDrive is staggering.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I did a quick install of windows (last year I think?) and it sorted everything into a onedrive folder. documents, pictures, videos, downloads, all that stuff, looked normal from the file explorer, but was sneakily placed into a onedrive folder. it went something like c:/users/me/onedrive/. didn't realize what it had done until like 2 days later and it gave me some popup about not being able to upload. i don't even have a onedrive account; it just decided that was how it should be done. no idea what, if anything, it actually uploaded.

now if i have to install windows i have a script from privacy.sexy i run before doing anything else. havent had that happen again yet. still, probably best to assume anything on a windows machine is not private.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Sorry but no.

OneDrive would never back up a Downloads folder, that is just silly with the amount of data it gathers. Would fill up MS servers in no time.

The only folders it may put automatically in OneDrive are Pictures, Documents and Desktop.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

it literally happened to me but ok

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I believe you. When my ex got a laptop, literally every folder was onedrive. Even system folders were mapped to onedrive it was ridiculous. I had to backup all her stuff and manually fix the fuckery in the registry editor before i could uninstall onedrive.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m sorry but this is just not true. It does not and never has defaulted to having system folders in onedrive.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It happened. But ok if you say so.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Saying that happened is like saying that on their machine OneDrive was watching the recycling bin by default - it just isn’t how it works.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I think it might offer Downloads as an optional checkbox to select on first login, but can't remember off top of my head. Also, they definitely want you to blow through your free storage to give you a reason to upgrade the storage.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

the embodiment of "it works fine on my machine"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago

Call musk, they need someone like him!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

As long as they got that copy and paste terminal code barrier of entry web dev is safe

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

If Microsoft invented WWW

[–] [email protected] 162 points 1 week ago (12 children)

The cherry on top is that he just made the website in his downloads folder and not a new folder for the project.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (12 children)

I'm Guessing he downloaded it from chatgpt, hence the location

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

itt: people genuinely think this joke is real

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I dunno bro, I can really see how the chicken could be enticed to cross the road by virtue of his chicken instincts. I'm something of a biologist myself

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[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 week ago (6 children)
<html>
<p>Hello world</p>
</html>

LOOK OUT DEVELOPERS I'M A CODER NOW

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This didn’t tell about your cookie policy and there was no streaming video of something I have no interest in. And where were all the ads?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

I need to know if there are hot single moms in my area!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Loads better than most websites and works flawlessly on mobile.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Well at least this may very well work as intended

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

This guy fucks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Hey ChatGPT! Build a fully functional turnkey ecommerce website."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Oh and make it FAST, no loading bars or spinners!

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That seems really round-about.

Just:

import Money

Money.make('rain')
[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago

Python really does have everything

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