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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Come at me bro - I TEACH people to ONLY drive automatic cars. Muahaha! I get paid more to do it than manual instructors AND I don't have to worry about learners constantly making bad gear changes, bunny hopping and stalling my car all the time!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

WTF is that 3rd picture of a shifter? I've never seen anything like that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I found an article about it: https://www.macsmotorcitygarage.com/a-cool-idea-at-the-time-the-hurst-lightning-rods-shifter

Hurst Lightning Rods, an aftermarket performance shifter marketed in the 1980s

The Lightning Rods system was set up to work like any ordinary automatic gear selector, more or less, with a conventional PRND shift pattern (as shown in the top photo). The difference was in the two additional levers: the far right lever and release button performed the 1-2 upshift, while the middle lever and button performed the 2-3 upshift. Or the driver could simply leave the lever in D for Drive or OD for Overdrive and drive normally. In that regard, the Lightning Rods setup was not unlike the Hurst Dual Gate aka “His ‘n Her” shifters of previous years.

I have to say that I'm having issues understanding what this means in practice. :D

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Hypermiling in a manual is fun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Getting >30mpg out of a pickup ftw.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I used to enjoy manual but now I just kind of hate driving in general so I am happier with auto where I can eat chips or something while driving to make the traffic feel less hellish. Looking forward to self driving cars so I can just take a nap while getting from A to B.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Automatic transmissions existed before computers were controlling them. The 3 speed auto in my 68 Ford is entirely hydraulicly operated. No computer control. I can roll-start it no problem in second gear.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

driving manual makes u look hot that's all <3

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've obviously never seen me fumbling through my changes and stalling on every corner.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's even worse now. My mom's new car just has buttons on the dash next to the radio for park reverse neutral drive and sport mode.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I had to bump start my first car for a period of time. It was a challenge to always find a hill to park on. Another cool trick was shifting gears without using the clutch by rev matching.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I had a fried starter and a girlfriend who didn't know how to drive a manual, so I had to ask her to push while I sat inside. Not the manliest day of my life...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I have my driving exam in 4 hours in a manual :​)

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

synchromesh clutches are for newbs, real men double de-clutch.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Real transmissions have 18 speeds.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I do miss driving a manual, however EV one-pedal driving has its own gamifying aspects.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love this meme template, idk why I can't get enough of these

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer a doctor-guided transmission. I'm not smart enough to balance these meds and read my bloodwork.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow. #1 'get off my lawn' post of the day. There is nothing wrong with auto... It's the drivers.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm enjoying all the comments where people are seething about manual transmissions amd they don't need to drive one, because they forgot its a meme.

I drove my Samurai today. I don't think any of them even had automatics.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about lifetime transmission fluid and no dipstick to check level/color?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Lifetime means 100k to BMTroubleU. That's all they expect out of their vehicles. It seems insane to do this with machinery. All machinery needs occasionally to be serviced.

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