this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

honesty I'd much rather people just be honest about not wanting to hang then be surrounded by flakes

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've done this once or twice myself, and at the moment of accepting the invite I'm absolutely down to do it, but when it gets to the day itself sometimes it's way too hard or I didn't anticipate how it fits in with other events.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And if you get older, you sometimes are simply too tired. A party on Friday sounds great on Monday, but on Friday at around 5 it starts to sound really really tiring and you'd really appreciate going to bed early.

Getting old sucks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

For sure, I just give them the honest reason if I have to cancel.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Sorry bro, I'm peeing out of my ass"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better than pooping out your penis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is technically possible, unfortunately. With an abnormal connection of tissue known as a colovesical fistula, it is possible.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Thanks for THAT image, asshole.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Your search history must be ...let's just go with "interesting"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Truly one of the most urgent activities

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sorry, I got..... jury duty?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I've got this very important dentist appointment.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've been seeing this guy a lot. Don't really know who he is or what he represents.

Can someone fill me in?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a meme that's been everywhere lately. I don't know where this originated, but it's a promo shot from that old King of Queens show.

I never watched the show, but I guess it's old enough now to be a meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

It was a pretty great show as far as sitcoms go.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's Doug Heffernan. He's the unofficial "king" of Queens in NYC.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Fuck, I thought it was Paul Blaurt this whole time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

idk but somehow popular enough that the today show picked up on it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P2A_eh0h58

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jesus titty fucking christ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

oh thats how onlyfans work....

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I have to... wash hair...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I was always just a maybe anyway.