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The wife drank it and said, "Honey, this coffee tastes like dirt!"

The husband replied, "Well, it was just ground this morning."

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

“Well, it’s fresh ground.” is punchier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honny you can't just keep serving us dirt we're not worms

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But would you love me if I was a worm?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't understand how being a worm would make it any more likely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"... K?"

-- J

(From MiB3, because that's a pretty obscure reference.)