this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The AUDACITY

I'm going to set up a camera to catch them in the act, then they'll have to let me eat ice cream on my bed! It's a foolproof plan!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

What possible flaw could my plan have?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Found a packet of unblown balloons as well.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Ah! So my older sister actually brought me and our youngers siblings into my mom's room once. Mom was off working or something (think it was like summer we were all like 5 and 2, with my older sister being closer to 10). Anyway my sister gets this amazing idea to open my mom's bed side drawer and pull out "balloons" for us to play with. She then helps us fill them with water and throw around. Remember we were all amazed at the pretty colors and how some of them were shiny! Needless to say my sister's devious plan backfired and she was grounded while we were none-the-wiser. Funny shit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

With youghurt in them.

Who likes salty yoghurt BTW?!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

And the chocolate stains. My dads sure love their chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

get this fiLTH OFF MY LEMMY!!!1!!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

It's OK man, it's just yogurt.

Talk about lack toes in toddler ants, sheesh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Tell me how you really feel

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Old people do need their calcium and probiotics

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago