this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How would the original shirt be any better. To me that been worse.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

At least that has the structure of a joke. As opposed to a triumphant declaration.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an uncle joke.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just a bit? I think that the moment you put this shirt on, it becomes Thanksgiving and the universe generates a family that feels uncomfortable around you if you don't already have one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm so sorry that i cannot upvote this more, i couldn't stop laughing

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well this is just perfect. I used to have aquariums and breeding is a sign your tank is in a good state, and when I mentioned that my fish were fucking in a discord group, it grew into pissman watches fish fuck/fucks fish. Just another meme leaning into the bit

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you ain't watching your fish fuck, then what's the point of keeping them?

Now, if you're spanking it while watching them fuck, that's.... perfectly normal and expected

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There's a simpsons joke that involves Troy Mclure (spelling? ) and his special thing he has . . .

I can't recall but involves fish.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Because you fuck the fish?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Women want me fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Goes perfectly together. 😀

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

One of my favourite pastas for sure. Up there with the Navy Seals JoJo version.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Just needs a hat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Don't worry,the women will fear you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Gay?! Oh hooo I wish!