this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The horse archers thing sounds far fetched but someone literally got shot with a crossbow near my place about 3 weeks ago so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gladius was usually worn as a backup, so you could throw a javelin and then pull it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That and they were used with a massive shield that was generally meant to be used in a phalanx.

Spearmen/pikemen directly behind the shield wall and if they get past the spears/pikes there's a wall of shields and gladii to deal with

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta love the UK

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Horse Archers

Mongolian throat singing in the distance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Like a Bill Wurtz prequel.

They've got archers. On horses. Horse archers.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

testudo is the counter to horse archers?

did nobody tell crassus?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Good luck defending yourself against a spear

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

My floor plan holds innumerable blind corners to ease my battles against belligerent spearmen. Come at me with your long stick, pleb.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I can hardly move a broom down my spiral staircase. My house is pretty spear-proof.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Testudo against horse archers? Lmao get fucking wrecked sweating your balls off behind your shields while the enemy is having a picnic out there occasionally lobbing shit at you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does this fucker even trebuchet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I own a trebuchet for home defense, because that is what the founding fathers intended.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

George Washington would shed a tear if he could see that Americans have been reduced to defending themselves with weapons that don't involve fire, loud bangs, and clouds of black smoke.