this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally like to give my little guy a nose :^)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hey! This guy's noseist!

>:¬(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I will try to be better :-/

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What I love is that the Russian version of this is just ")" - no eyes.

Weirded me out when I saw someone reply with bunch of ))) after a sentence. Turns out, smiley face/ lol. 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

who was the guy on reddit who did this with literally every message? neoxus3- I think? it's genuinely hard to read

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yep, and the more braces the harder they laughed at your joke))))))00

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

For a moment I thought the quotes were eyes with a long round nose. Equally disconcerting...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

I feel like (: is the cheekier version.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

As an Asian, I'm deeply offended that there aren't any synonyms that represent our race. #ALM

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Uh, did you not see ツ?

But yes, it's a shame they omitted such greats as:

(◍•ᴗ•◍)

٩(^ᗜ^)و

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok. So now I'm offended that you're stereotyping us.. Also, I'm triggered as well. I can't remember if there's anything else I should be feeling.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

frustration for being unable to properly express what made you mad in the first place(?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Excellent. I'm taking it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Personally I've always been a fan of c:

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I must say, Nerevar, that people who insist on typing smileys with noses are like the most vexing Argonians in Black Marsh! What a grand and intoxicating annoyance they are, cluttering their text with unnecessary embellishments. These individuals, much like the swamp-dwelling Argonians, seem to revel in their peculiar ways, oblivious to the elegance of simplicity. One wonders why they insist on such superfluous adornments, much as I ponder the motivations of the Argonians and their alliance with the Empire. It is a mystery as profound as the depths of the Red Mountain, and it tests one's patience, like the enduring presence of those detestable lizards! But fear not, for I, Dagoth Ur(the god), shall remain resolute in my disdain for such practices, much as I remain resolute in my opposition to the Nerevarine!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

where do we stand with “o u o”?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Aa SHIt I still confuse some of them!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hornynym: :3