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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Don't cry, you can run bash on Windows 10 now"... pure awesomeness! Haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was running bash back on Windows XP through Cygwin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"Don't cry, you can run bash on Windows 10 now." I'm dead... hahaha

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ouch, some of these lines hit far too close to home, like asking about giving back "the now unnecessary servers". 🙈

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I love the you can run bash on Windows 10 now.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

"Might as well use curl | sudo bash" omg I'm ded 💀

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a German native speaker my brain nearly exploded trying to read the English subs but still understanding everything they say x)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I literally thought this when watching it, any German speaker would have to watch a dubbed version for it to be funny

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I haven't seen this meme in so long, and since then I've lived in Germany for 8 years and learnt German. It was a strange feeling indeed >. <

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

"A container inside a container!"

See, when I make this argument they look at me like I'm literally Hitler.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

"Fuck these microservices, we're going back to monoliths!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

@sirico

I lost my shit at "userland proxy"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don’t know what any of this means, but I’m so happy to see these Hitler parodies again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's really good.

Like most Hitler rant parodies, it's a bit unfair to everyone mentioned, of course.

But it's right on the nose on a ton of pain points.

10/10. I have no notes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This video is from 7 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I know, I just mean I haven’t seen one of these in a while, and I’m glad I was reminded of their existence by this post.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love docker but I swear docker and CI/CD pipelines are like catnip to the perfect in the way of the good crowd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Developers yet again waiting for me to debug the build and deployment pipelines I broke after another change I made that morning for no good reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)