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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Post be looking like a cvs reciept.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This may be the most wholesome 4chan post of all time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was surprised he didn't end up living in a pineapple under the sea or something.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You'd be surprised that there are quite some competition for that title imo !

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

May god help you in reading this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

This post is Jessica's revenge on the sighted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

im just impressed the whole image is readable since im is used to every website compressing things

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I was fully expecting Jessica to die by the end. I was like "aaand cancer?" every couple scrolled pages. The end caught me off guard cuz she was alive and uncle too. I thought the paper bag was cancer, I thought the uncle's letter was cancer. The internet has ruined me. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I expected Jessica to be the one who caused the accident that killed Anon's parents, and that's how she became blind.

Good story tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

how the ios apps rendered this extra long image:
memmy: cannot zoom (cannot read it)
lift off: okay zoom, horizontal stretch
thunder: limited zoom, horizontal stretch
voyager: okay zoom, no distortion

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile

Jerboa: Image failed to load

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

1080x31699 is the ideal resolution

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This was so good, the whole time I was just yelling to not have a bad ending and ruin my day. I wish my life could turn around like this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Best thing Which I ever read. I always think 4-chan is a place for racist and troller but this change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of porn is this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Every instance has a spez.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Fuuuuuck me, that did get me in the feels.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I think it's fake. Most blind people have modern smartphones. They are actually great tools for blind people with powerful accessibility features. Just the camera alone with text recognition. No way a blind person in her age would have used a flip phone.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fake and gay

If anon cared about self improvement, he wouldn't be on there, but on facebook, making dad jokes

Something bad happened somewhere

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one who's never seen a hot blind person? For some reason, every blind person ever seen looks like a gargoyle. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just stating my observations and saying this greentext is likely fraudulent and of a homologous nature.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"