this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

P.E.B.C.A.K. Marking as resolved.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"logs show a reoccuring error in layer 8 everytime a subset of users engages with the system, reassigning this to the service desk to gather more information."

i've read that on real ticket, i've laughed about it. it also makes me glad that i don't do customer support, i don't have the patience to keep explaining the same people that they keep doing something wrong and i lack the diplomacy skills to engage with devs that believe to be infallible and pretend that bug reports are personal insults against them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

P.I.C.N.I.C.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume that the chair is a component of the computer. Not wrong, just bold.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I am the danger!