this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2024
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Password manager activate, not lastpass though that goes in the bin

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup - eerbody switched to:

bitwarden.com

Not sure if the recent open source concerns are still… of concern

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As far as i have understood it was a bug that caused confusion on what direction Bitwarden was going, but for now everything seems to be going well! But as always keep a eye open!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yayyyyy Bitwarden!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How to you unlock your computer to unlock your password manager

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

A second computer with a password manager, duh. Of course to unlock that you need a third computer...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Should be a little keyhole by the floppy drive

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago
password1

Fucke!

Password1

😎

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Today, a colleague couldn't do docker login for an internal registry. Constantly got an error which just said "unauthorized".
The password couldn't be the problem, because you actually generate a token on the registry webpage, so we tried all the different ways to spell his username (uppercase, lowercase, e-mail address) and tried different URLs for specifying the registry, tried toggling the VPN, a reboot etc., even though we knew what should work, because the login worked for me.

Eventually, we gave up and figured there must be some permission problem in the registry. Ten minutes later, he tells me that it works, without doing anything different. Now I'm wondering, if the IT saw our desperate login attempts and quickly fixed the problem. 🫠

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guess i'm not a hacker then 😞

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Using "reset password"-function everytime instead of remembering password: ULTIMATE_HACKERMAN

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

ULTIMATE_HACKERMAN seems like it'd be easy to remember though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's the "is it a space or is it an underscore" that gets ya.