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[–] [email protected] 15 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

Bruh! Your golf business meetings, lunches, drinks, clubs, gamblin, parties, vacations, and anything other than sitting in front of a computer going meeting after meeting with 5 minute lunch and then coming home to make dinner or do chores and deal with shopping or family issues after sitting in traffic for at least an hour each way and no one driving you all while doing this without extra help is a mistake.

When you can do what we do for the pay we get for at least a whole year, let’s talk. Until then, kindly suck on deez nutz.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 47 minutes ago

I'm only able to take a couple a year, but 3 day weekends are amazing. It takes me two days to catch up on life from working like a dog, and it means I get one day to actually enjoy the life I allegedly work so hard for.

You could argue my greedy ass would say the same thing about 4day weekends if 3days was the norm. Perhaps, but I don't think so - I think there's something balanced about the 3:4 ratio. My mood and productivity are so much better on the rare occasions I get to experience this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 42 minutes ago

Infosys is a mistake. It's a poor choice for anyone.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I propose we swap and only work 2 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

this should be the way

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago

Narayana Murthy being born was a mistake, I hope someone rectifies it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 hours ago

He's absolutely right. That's why he should come work for me on his weekends. I'll pay him $15/hr!

What? He won't work for that? Lazy CEO.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

To be fair, some of my weekends have been a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

These people, like Musk, think laying on a couch with a pen in your hand pondering about random shit to be hard work. That's where they come up with this kind of BS. That and being from a higher cast and never having worked a single honest day in his life and making a fortune out of corruption and networking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

And sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is "hard work" for them, but it's just jerking off for the rest of us. These assholes consider themselves working when they sleep, because them being rested is "good for the business".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

sitting on the couch with their dicks in their hands is "hard work" for them

Uh, I think you mean "meditation" and "mindfulness"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I agree weekends were a mistake.

It should have always been 2 on 1 off, 2 on 2 off.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

My wife and I often play this game in bed.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Shockingly, your brain and productivity improve when you get regular downtime.

(Yeah I know most people want something shorter than a book. It's a solid read though.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll read this next weekend 🙃

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'll eat you next weekend! Mmmmmm, smoked gouda cheese. Lettice. Pickles. Bacon. Squirt of ketchup.

Just need some potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

“Good night. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”

[–] [email protected] 55 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The problem with statements like this is that they only ever seem to be made by narcissists who thinks work is only those efforts that directly benefit them. The end of my "work day" is when I start my other job of working for myself. I manage my home, I take care of my garden, I put effort into maintaining or improving my physical and mental well being, I foster and build the relationships in my life that I care about, etc. All of that is work, it's just work that I do for myself and don't get a paycheck for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Absolutely nailed it.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Narayama Murthy sounds like an enormous piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Narayama Murthy was a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

I keep trying to tell people the pull out method is not 100% effective.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You sully the good name of shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, stuff grows in shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

WOW. Sleep and rest are mistakes. TIL

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Just because he is an idiot who never worked a day in his life and so doesn't know that your productivity goes down significantly without relaxation that doesn't mean that anyone should listen to that drivel.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

It's not about productivity. If that were the real goal then the entire system would be structured radically differently, given what we know now through actual research. The real goal is ensuring that workers do not have ample time or energy to collectively organize. Make sure they don't have the time to even think about anything else, and you ensure they damn sure don't have the time to rebel. The other goal is ensuring there are a significant number of unemployed people in terrible enough conditions to make them desperate, but not so terrible that they are incapable of working. That way if s few stray workers get a bug up their ass about organizing and striking, there's a reserve army of labor in the homeless and unemployed communities that can step in and scab.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Is immolation illegal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

This is honestly pretty funny stuff.