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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've been testing it regularly, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

At least once every twenty years

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My disaster recovery plan:

  1. I plan on not having a disaster.

  2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And the book is empty inside

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Inverse Murphy's Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you'll never ever need it for real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"This tale is all of woe!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Is that book 1024 pages of Panic is progressively larger fonts?