i drag out my morning caffeination for as long as possible for exactly this reason; my tingly nerves are a welcomed distraction from the knowledge that i'm applying my craft to further enshitify this planet just so that i can keep a roof over my head and put food on the table.
needless to say i'm looking forward to it ending.
needless to say i'm looking forward to it ending.
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