Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
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submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't go too far off course, or you'll be Russian back

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

took detour, got conscripted

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 days ago

That's Norway to win a marathon.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago

On Denmark, get set, go.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

So it was a pan-Scandinavian race.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No way!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Dad jokes are the only time where shaking my head in disapproval means I liked it.