this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Walk Hard the Dewey Cox Story

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man I need to revisit that someday, I forgot about this scene lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

It's so good. I also recommend the Lonely Island movie Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping it's a lot of fun too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

C'mon Dewey, there's nothin' wrong with a little machete fightin'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I never realized until now how easy it is to accidentally chop someone in half with a machete.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly i kinda do like the feeling of having a fever. That pleasant feeling isn't worth being sick, but i do like that feeling

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Actual insanity

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, and I just ran out of cow bell

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

No, not really.

But hope you feel better soon.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't eat the onions..

Hope you get better soon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wowzers, somebody got downvoted by the McDonalds fans

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'll take my downvote, whatever.

I still hope OP gets better soon, regardless of the cause.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's because onions are generally recommended when sick for their remedial properties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nice try, sentient escherichia coli.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh sh- I mean, whaaat? Pshh! I'm just a regular human friend here spreading sh-healthy joy and happiness... Yay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Don't eat the fast food 👌

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

the body at times is such a rudimentary way of regulating health, as increasing your body temperature to destroy the infection is like the emergency button

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

The worst. Feel better soon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just got over that portion of being sick, but it’s evolved into a persistent cough now that’s hurting my abdomen I’m coughing so much. At one point I had to have two “stations” set up, a hot station for cooling down and cold station for warming back up. I would just bounce back and forth between the two as my temperature swung around wildly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

same about the cough. It's been exactly a week today since I got sick. Its just an annoying ass cough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sweating. Always pick sweating.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Me a few hours ago. Goddamn, this a good meme

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I miss being able to sleep and breathe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

lol I thought this was going to pertain to the weather in NY.. Mornings are hitting on the 30s then going into the 70s lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

This is me right ugh ahhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sick too. hoping to be over it by tomorrow.