this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Man, if your this clumsy, I would not want to be around when you're operating a forklift"

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Better than dropping a monster condom for your magnum dong.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Plötzlich Klaus

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pssshh how many models are you certified for? She won't be impressed if it is only sit down forklift.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If they're in to bad boys I can tell them I was driving reach trucks even though I wasn't technically certified for

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Bro do you even lift?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wups I dropped my magnum condom for my massive dong