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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Argh, politics in IT.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

Heeeey!!
^^^(snifs ^^^armprit)
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Fuck....

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's nothing left from Russia anymore.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

the thing with russian is that it's not spoken only by russians. Russian-speaking part of the internet is quite large actually.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Surprised nobody has complained so far about the Rust comparison. I guess any objection would appear to prove the point, or at least reinforce the "evangelist" stereotype.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you answered your own question :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be pedantic, I didn't ask a question, I just said I was surprised! I am still surprised.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Assembly is Turk, started everything.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages

FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let's get you back inside with cobol.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fortran is Proto-Indo-Germanic or whatever it's called again

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is great.

If I could make one change, there's so many funnier languages that could have been Esperanto. I would have taken a shameless jab at F#, myself.

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