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f̴̡̨̰̤͖̭̻̖̻̥̟̲̓̀̐̐̓̈̀̕͠õ̷̙͍̲̳͕͙͖͚͎͌͒̃̀̌͐̂͒̕͝ͅr̸̘̺͍̣̩̣̬͌̑̍̈́̅̕͝ͅ ̸̟̥̠͉͚̱͉̺̹͓̾̓̈̂̀̈͌͐̽̋́͂͝͠͠(̸̨͎͉͓̹͚̈́̈́͂͝͠j̷̡̛̬́̀̄̌̈́͊̕ ̷̫͑̆=̶̢̫̥̝̣̙̖̥̣̾̀͑́͛̆̉̕ ̴̡̣̬̼͓͇̟̠̞̝̂̾ͅ0̴̯̦̩̻̘̝̯́͛͂̉̏̈́̎͠;̷̛̝͚̫͇̭͎̪̟̤͋̊̀̅ ̶̱̑̍͋̐͗́̓j̷͍͇̖̦͍͎̰͙̯̃̂̈̒͗͋͆͗̅̚ ̴̡̛̬͙̫̭̪̻̭͚̥͉͖͑͌̀̽͋̿̈̍͋͊̂̊̚͜≮̢̨̛͍̲̞̍̏́͐̿̈́̿͛̅̄͜ ̴̨̳͖̱̞̬̹̠̗͔̠̙̩̗̋̎̾̌̽͆̎̋̔͠ͅy̷͎͚̽͗͋̋̽r̴̢̨̡̛͉̜̰͚͇͎̘̄̎͒̓̽̅̆̊͐̓̌̽͠é̶̲̹̑̆͗͊̀̏̇̐͗͘͜͝s̴̢̛̩̬̖̩̞̞͒̈́̍͒͜͝͝;̵̰͕̬͂͆͆̂̌͂̀̋̇̋͝ ̷̨͓̹̳͙̰̳̰̝͚̝͔̫̬̀̓̀̿̈́̆̋̃͊͘͜j̷̡̡̢̠̭̲͔͎̮̰̣͕͚͇̱̄́̇̌̄+̴̡̜͍̘̮̦̠̜͍̏̽͛̌́͗̃͊̃̕+̵̛̪̬̫̬̣̥͙̼̟͙̖̒͛͆͛́͑̈̆͛̽̚͜)̵̨̡̙̖͕̙͈̜̫̗̳̲̈̾ ̶̡̛̞͔̲͔̬̐͋̓̓̔̑̽͒{̴̧̨̤̙̘̲̥̻͎̈́̓̋̀͒̾̈̋̍͗̂́͌̕͜ ̸͈̫̣̥̠̫̙͙̃͂͊͒̒͋̄͑̏̚͠ͅ ̸̧͉̰̹̻̝̟̻̓͊̈́̓̆͑̈̿̀̅̾̈́̔̒͜͜ͅ ̸̨̙͓̪͇̦̖̗̹͔̤͍̃͑̐ ̸͉͓̼̞̇́́̀̃͌͒͘ ̴͈̳̭̹̻̞̬͎̠͌̃͝y̴̲̠͓͖̫̹̙̖̻͚͔̿͆̀̀̉̓̈́͘̕͠ͅ ̸͇͚̰͈̘̣͉̬̌̏̅͂͆͊̈̄̅̈́͠͠=̵̬̫͕̺͚̬̩̞͙͔̹͖͂ ̶̧̛̬̥͈̰͖̫͚̥̼̥̦̭́͋͐̊͛́͆͆͛̚y̸̳̾̅̈̈́̂́̊̋̐̽m̴͉̯̳̠̣̥̑̐̕a̶͚̳̣̼̬͖̱̿͑͌͐̓̓̌͒̑́́͜x̶̨̨̛̛͓͈͍̜̝͇̜͉͈̰̓̋͆̊͋̎́̔͛̏͘͘͝ ̸̗̠͔͓͙̥̯̋̄̌̎̊ͅ-̵̛͇̟̣̆̅̚ ̶̛̌͂͒͑̍̽̓͜j̵̛̫̪̼͙̇̕ ̶̸̧͍̳̣͈͇͇̼̱̠̭̤̜͕̫̗̝̟̬̪̳̖̤̜̌̏̀̔͆̅̈̔̾͐͆͒́̂͝ͅ ̷̱͇̱̳̗̱̓̔̌̂͑̈́͋́͊͐̈́̕̚͜͠͠d̶̼̞̰̟̩̹̯͇̓͜ͅͅy̸͉̑̀͑̐̏͐̍̀͜͝͠;̷̨͔͖̥̫̣͉͖̭̳͇̊̂̀͗͊̇̕͜ͅ ̸̨̛̘̬̤̩̦̞̤͖̤͖̈̂͒́͐͠͝͝ ̵̪̘̦̺̰̩̲͉̬͊̂̇̏̽̓̀̍̀̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̴̫͍̄̑̓́͛͗ ̴̺̔͛̽͒ ̵̧̳͕͍͍͋͆̈́̀̀̎̄̐̔̂̂̋̚͜͠͝f̷͍̙̘̫̲͉̮̪̮͈̖̹͒̈́͠o̶̥̝͕̤̖͉̫̟̞͍̿͐͗͋̐̽̅͒͘͜r̶̡̗̻̣͍̯͚̫̥̺̘̜͐͐̐̋͑̿͂̇̔͂͂͝(̴̰̩̱̼͓̯̖̪̖͈͊̂͒̈i̵͙̓͒͒̎̀̑̓͊́͗̔͛̅̚ ̵̦̤̭̙̖͙̰̼͓̗̣̙̙͂́̒͑͜=̷̡͙̘͓͚͉̪͓͔̲̣̈́̕ͅ ̷̢̢̭͇̳͍͖̜̩̗̩̙̆0̶̡̛͕͆̄̑͛́̽̀͂̓͊̈͋͝͝;̸̢͕̰̝̘̋͌̂̇͂̾̉́̃ ̶̢͍͖͈̤͙͔͎̝͂̂̈̀̆̃̈́͑̄̑̓̕͘͜ì̴̜̼̦̞͕̠͚̘͕̼͇̼̉́̐̈́̋̀̑̈͛̚͜ ̴̨̻̖͈͖́̄̍̓̓̀̒̈́͗͐̏̔̑̇̕<̶̨̛̛̝̼̯̓́̔̈̈́̎̓͒̒̓͂̀͝ ̸͈̖͖̯̰͓̭̦̙͓̰͋̓̑̐͐̔̓̈̚͜͝x̷̯͖̳̼͎͙͚̖̫̹̿͛̏̕ŗ̶̦̩͈̗̝͔̮̙̋ͅë̸͙͎̝̯̫͚́̃͜͝s̶̨͉̬̮̭̻̬̦͚̪̀̑̊̾̂̍̔̆̄;̴̨̭̜͔̄̿͆̇̈́̈́͊͗̈̔̇̃̈́͠ ̵̞̫̦̞̯̗̞͍͓͚̱͔̄̒͗̅̈́̾̉̐͋͒̉̉i̵̱̔+̶̠̝̗͉̇̆̽̐̿̌̈́̎͜͝+̷͉̜̽̇̒͛̄̈́̾́̽̑͆͒̂̔͛)̵̫̋͠ ̸̢͇̪̲̪͉̰̟̤̫͎̲̱͈͐̔{̴̢̧͖͔̮̳̙͓̫̤̰̩̰͕̣͆̓̒ ̶̡̧̺̥͙̳̣͙̰̰͙̲͔̙̝̈́̄͊̓͐͊̄́̓̐̚͝ ̵̡̢̧̧̨̜̗̦̥̞̱̽̓̀͆̆͐̄̄̅̌́̀̂̕͘ ̶̡̙͙͇͚̞͎̂̎̈́̉͂͛̄̎͝ ̷͙͓̯̣̱̜̬̱͎͕͍̗̿͋̾ ̵̛͔͎͇͍̩̞̣̥͎̪̩͖͕͗͝ͅ ̸̧̨̙̺̩̯̦͇͕̾̄͑̔͛́ ̶̬̥͔̪̝́̆̓̀̍͗̈́̋̒ͅḑ̷̗̤̰́͂̾̐͌̔̀̔̊̏̐͒͘ȏ̵̧̞̯̥̩͔̻̝͙͛́̄͌͆̈́̄̀́̚͜͜͠͝ͅų̷̞͈̖͖̰͕̅͗̓͛̈̈́̄̓̈́͘͘͝b̶̯͉͙͓͓̪͉̖̺͖̌̂ļ̶̤̤̬̝̠̝̳̺̼̗̋͆͂̎̆̏͂̏̚̚͠͠͝ͅĕ̶̘̪͑̑ ̸͇̳̭͚̥̠̭̠̻̣̩͂ǘ̴̢̨̧͓̩̖̪̪̤̣̝̪͓͙͉͊̈́̀̑̇͌̑͗̈́͋̐̓̉͝ ̸̧̛̩͎͓̻͇̦̔̋͆̄̃̆̔͆̀̋̈́̏̚͝=̷͔̲̫̭̝̤̟̙̤̳̠̫͓̺̻̓̈́̄̈́̃ ̵̦͔͋́̉̊̾̊͊͊̾̔̀͒́͘͜͜ͅ0̵̯̌͒͛̽͆.̸̹̈́͑̄̊̐͌0̶̨̧͕̲͇͕̼̭̮̿͑̉̇̒̿̾͐͠͠ͅ;̵̨̝͉̫̙͉̠̤͛̾̅̋̎̀̈́̽́̕͝͠͝ ̶̡͇͉̗̞̤̪̯͕̥́̔̿̏͊͌́̊̋̂̚͝ͅ ̷̫̱̹̤͂́̈̐̐̊̓̉̿͐̒̚͘͝ ̸͎̥̼͎̤̜̪͇̇̀̀̄͛͑̈́͠ ̴̢̘̰̺̺͓̬̪̔̊̋̀͌̂̍͗͘̚͝͠ ̷̢̌̀ ̸̡̛͊̉̏̒̍́̋̓̑͊̓̕͝ ̶̹̿̂́͝d̴̢̠̺̣̱̗̳̼̹̻̖͉̜̜̬̈́̋̿́͂̒͠ǫ̵͇͗̽́̒͘͘ū̸̢̫͓̤̳̖̦̬͕̹̫̹̟̦͆͝b̵͚͉͐̿͌͗̽̓̎ľ̸̺̗̝̟̰̓͋͛̃̃̀ȩ̶͇̲̪͗͋́̒̒̍̇̃͠͝͝ ̴̛̺͕͚̒́̎͊͛̿̕͜͝͝v̷͙̳̳̱͉͓̏͒͌͒̅̈́̍͝=̵̱̭͎̳̇̏͌́ ̴̡̛͍̼͎̲̻̦̙̬̆̎̏̈̓͐̑̇́̀́̔͘͜0̸̧̘̝͈̘͉͈̻̝̞̋̂̇̈͗̈́͒́̆̎̾̿͒͘͝ͅ.̴̨̜̻̮̦̣͈̮̓͒̈́̈́̆͊̒͂̓͂͝0̴̢̛͚͙̞̭̭̼͖͛̏̃̆́̈́̾̈́̀ͅ;̸̡̽ ̴̡̜̺̩̼͈̺̦̔̒ͅ ̶̢̨̛͈̥̭̰̞̳̓̉͊̊̓̅̅̍͒̆̈ ̶̭̰͍̠̺̼̗̠̣̳̳̻́̍͌̔̐͛ͅ ̵̢̬͔̤̤̰̏̀̊̋̐̎ͅ ̵͎̥̹̝̥̪̫̖͛͊̌̾̇͜ͅ ̵̡̭̩̪̤̖̏͌̀̾̄̈́̆̉͘̚͝ ̶̨̼̗̝̤͈͈̗̎̀̓̈́̔́̏̑͠͝d̶̤̳̟̪̔͑̋̇̾͑̿̏̅̍̈́͝ǫ̶̨͇͇̖̙̲͎͎̟͍̮̱͉͂̉̀̾̋̊͂̆͝ư̶̜̙̘̈͊̓͋͛̽͑̀̈̃́̔̓̔b̴̨̨͎̹̫̦̳̫̱̼̜̃̄̏̾̀̌̇͑̓̈́͂͂̇̏͜l̴̨̨̞̲̙̫̟̯͙̥̪͊e̴̱̺̱͝ ̸̗̈́̃̽͑͌̓̓̂̈́͂̿̋̚͠ǔ̷̞̼͖̥͗̂̑͗͠2̵̢̨̻̥̖̗̩̖͕̭̈́̅͂͗ͅ ̴̡̢̗̥̳̫̹̩̪̪͚͕̣͓̖̔́́͘=̵̨̳̥̻͎̙͋͋ ̸̢̧̢̛͈͍̰̠͇̟̄̋͑̄͆̈̀̍̐́́̑͋ͅu̴̠̲̰̯͚̖̞͙̯͚͚͕̅̀̓͒̑ ̶̸̙͍̘̰̻͇̗̯̼̱̭̜̲̮̫͖͚̖̻͂̀̀̊̍̉̈͌̋͊̽̌̐́̎͘ͅ ̶̨̡̡̛̭̻͓͖͙̝͈̤̑̀̈͐̃ȗ̸̧̨͎̬̺̣̥͖̥̣̦̞̫̺̎͛̕;̷̞̞̻̳̩͕̈́͐̾̊̓̐́̄͊̔́̽ ̴̧̧̫̪̟̭̹͙̰͔̗͍͛̀̇̆͂͋̒͊̎̈́̐̽͠͠ͅͅ ̷̛͙̪͔̫̥̠̪̭͍͔͉̙̋̿̀̑̃̔͜ ̶̡̡̯̜̲͎̦͇̗͈͓̱̜͊̋̋̊͗̓̆͐̋͠ ̸̧͚͍̮̲̰̗̲͖̬̰̀̑̊͆̄̒͛̃̄̚̕͠ͅ ̴̛̭̗̲̮͈̝̟̹̜̜̯͇͕̓̎͛̎̿̔̂͛͊̂̒̕ ̵̰͆͊͌̿ ̷̢̧̡̩̺͎̯̥͕̈́d̶͉̒̑o̸̧̤̱̖̻͓̤̻̦͍͈̬̎̂͜ư̴̭͍̬͉̲͕̻̽͐̈́̈͐̌̕b̵͖̉̀͑̂̀͝l̶͙̈̌̈́̚̚ȩ̸̼̘̅́͂͊̊͒̉̈́̽͌͜ͅ ̸͈̋͘͝v̶̨̩̹̜̱̝̮̞̭̖̤̇̿̿̏̀̽͒͌̎2̶̛͎̼̪̦͙̼̫̹̦̥͇͚̇̂̾̀͋ ̶̰̎̔͊=̴̬̳̻̖̊͐̿̈́͛͆͐̌̒͆͑́̂͝ ̴̢̳̗͕̩͖̫͔̝͕͉̰̲͋̏̌̇͗̕v̸̷̡̡̡̯͕̤̰̭͚̮̗̯̯͚̱̩̱̘̈́̀̂͒̂̇̐̋͋̀̆͆́͛̑̎̒̚̕͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅv̷̧̯̜̀̈́͒͒̾̐͗̕̕;̴̡̙̠̪͙͚͈͕̄͒̀̔̀̍͌͘ͅ ̸̧̡̛̛͔͓͔͓̰̲̯͓͙̻̺͎̐̇̔̅͜ ̴̢̢̡͍̭̟͈̤̮͎̰̠̹͆̌̓̆̓͂̇̆̅̿̒͂̏̂̕ ̸̜͓̗͎̼͉̰̟̟͎͊̀̑̒̈̏̀̚͘͠ ̷̢̳̫̹̱̝͚͐̅̈́̾̔͌̈́͋̏̓̿̃͘ ̵̫̫̦͉̈͒́̀̑̇͜͠ ̸̡̛̱̜̲͈̙̞̮̺̭̽̓̈́̿̏́̕ ̶̗̲͓̝̏̃́͊͒͘x̷̠̞̩̀̐̊͐̓͒̕̕ ̶̢̭̞͚̳̣͈̦͇̙̒̾̈́͊̑̊͋̿̄̒́͝͠=̶̨̨̧̪̱͖̱̻͓̦̈̈̈̉̈́̈́ ̴̻͚̺͎̰͇̙̝̜͉͕͐̅̓̔̎̂͝x̴͈͔̯͎͇̲̙̤͙̌͌ͅm̸̲̟̳̝̠̃͛͠ḯ̷̡̧̨̟͓̜̜̯͇̙̳̠͗͊̎́͛͋̔̆̃͆͠͠ͅn̶̡͚̮̙̠͖̦̦̻̫̖̱̗̹̟̈́̈́̈́͝ ̷̡̺͎͎͉̖̰͙͕͖̿̈́͑͌͝+̶̢̩̤̜̳̠̺͙͖̙̐͐͘ ̴̢̮̻͎͉̎̋̓͋̃̂̓̓͊̂͛͘̚͠͝į̶̥̯̮̰̬̮̀͗̐̊̅̀̔́͜͜ ̷̷͓̫̖̰̜̝̰͓̃͋̂̿͂́̽̕͝͠ͅ ̴̜͓̩͔̲̅́̾͛̉̏͆̾͒̑̿͘͜͝͝d̶͈̰̖̈́͜͝͠x̸̜͉̗͓̯͍̤̝̞͎̺̤̳̭̂̂;̵̫͈͖̍͒͊̔̍̈̄̇̇́̀̇ ̶̢̧̨̛̦̤̘͇͙̲̺̩̙̠̜̓̂̈́̎͂͋͆̈̏͐ ̸͙̼̩̪͝ ̷̡̜̠̰͙̅̅̾͐̅͊͊̏͊͒͛̋͝ ̸̧̩͖͙̤̝̪̏͆̇́͐̃͌͗̍̈́͐̕ ̴̛͖̥̹̹̰̟̉́͠ ̸̢͍̪͔̮̙̰̲͋̓̅̈́̓̍͒ ̶̢͖̜̫͍̗́̌̍̉̏͒̏̓̃ ̸͇̫̗̼͈̜̙̺̰̫̯̟͉͇͋́͒͑̉̊̀̔͠ ̶̨̖̌̀̀̌͛̒͋̓͊̚͜͝ ̷̥̝̘̦̤̻̘͊̎̄̋̃͐͜ͅ ̶̧̘̖̰͎͇̭̲͚̟̜̝͓̌͋̾́͊̂̾̔̅̽͛͘͝ ̵̬̪̣͍̰̱̼̘̥̩̘̪̦̘̿ͅ ̷̨̟͕͚̮͒͑͆̆̈̊̅͂͝͠ ̷̢̤͕̘̝̙̺̟̙̭͙̏̀̑̽͂͜͠ͅf̷̧͓̖̖̝͓̤̱̠̀̈́͑̈͌̿̊̇o̵̖̟̱̭̗͂̈́̈͘ṟ̵̻̙̙̥͔̥̋̈́̌̑̃̈͑̒̾ ̶̡̢̛͙̪̝̣̳̘͚͊͐̀̌̀̈́̽̈́̅̇̈́̑̽̓(̵̰̫̗̣͇̤̙̱̞̣̤̟̙͒̃̈́́̄̇̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅḱ̷̛̟̾̅̌͌̑̀̈́͌́̀̕̚͠ ̸͚͈͍͇̮͊̃͐͛̋͂̂̏̅̈́͑=̷͍̩̺͎̉̏͗̄̈͝ ̵̡̡̩̻̟͎̮̞̳̳͖̱̃͒̑̽1̸͕̳̰̫̍̉̅̔͊͋̓͛̈̌͝;̸̡̳̬̬̀͊͋̽͂̆͜ ̶̨̢̗̱̤͈̭̈́̂͝͝k̷͎͔͈̤̞̱̮̩̯̩̿͌͘ͅ ̸̡͖̯̥̫̤͚̝͙͓̪̒̀<̶̧̣̟͈̫͍̯̣̹͊͌̑͛͂̆̅͛̚͜͠ͅ ̴̨̡̥̼̲̮͘m̸̯͇̈͊̏̕͜a̸̢̢̞̞̠͙̠̗̹̜̙̓̇͆͒̀̋̅͌̂̇x̷̢̢͖͉̰͙͚̯͕̼̖̙̼̋̉͗̈́̊̂̌̂͐̈́͜͠͠i̶͇͖̅̀̐̐͗̚t̸̥̤̤̼̖̤̫̙̥̠̽̓͂̏̓̇̊̅̈́̈̚͘ë̸͇̳͓̗́̽̊̽͊̎͠͠ŗ̴̧̹̮̬̳̻̪̀̆͛̈̅̔̐͜͠͝ ̴̧̮̫͇̫̝͓͉̱̖̹͚͈̝̲͑̋̀̀̈́̂̈́̈́͌̚̕͝&̷͔͍̻̪̤̭̺̱͉̟͇̤̼̬̣̉̂̑͂̆͂̑̊̄̎̿̿̎͐̚&̵̛̖͉̄̈́́̈́͌̿͗̅̑͝͠ ̴̡̡͇͈̬̮̦̯̯̲̼̯́̎͑͋̀̔̕ͅ(̷̬̹̩̳͉̙͔̀͒͌͒́̑͜͝u̷̯͖̿͒̇̊̍̒͌͊̽̄͠͝2̶̮̙̝͍͔̯̩̽̀͂̊̿́̀͆̕ ̴̹̾̎́͆͌̾̚+̵̧̭̦̤͉̮̫͎͚̊͋̋̅̎͊̽̑͊͘͘ ̵̦̣̙͉̖̱̺͝v̶̜̯̖̟̩̜͎̝̤͙̕͜2̷̛͚̹͓̖̱̞̤̥̹͕̅̒̄͋͠͠ͅ ̶̧͕̮͍̱̖͔̬̼̖͎̜͚̯͓̊͌̅̒̉̅͒̏̀<̶̧̧̹̱̬̹̜̘̯̘̬̬̉̆̋̓̃̅́͐͆͋̑̍̾ ̸͔͈̜̹͓̻͇̲̹̠̝̎̄̈́́̅̃̆̈́̓̈́̚͜͝4̷̟̠̙͚͓͔̻̏̎̈̃͛͛̽̂.̸͔̩̯͍̮͓̙̣̺͓̇̆̽͋̓͑̊́͋̀̓̈͜0̷̡̨̧̤̳̬̤̾̌̕͝͝)̴͖͕͙́͝ͅ;̸̧̧̡̩͙̫͈͔̩̙̝̣̗̈̓̈́̀̚ ̷̻̤̭͔̫̱̫̩̳͇̤̝͂͂̋͑̌̽̐͗͝k̸͍͇̑̔̾̈́͆̎͝+̵͉͔͙̭͈̟̫͓̰͈̅̔̾́̒́͆̉͜͝+̸̨̧̨̧̘͎̞͍̙̗̘͑́̌͐͂̄̎̋̓͘͜ͅ)̶̧̙̰̳̠̠̘̲̬̙́ͅ ̴̡̨̡̛͚͍͓̯̦̺͇̌̀̇̑̌͗̀̓̆̾̾̇͠͝{̷̢̛̙͕̗͕̒͂̈́͘̕ ̵͍̬̘̞̗̥̠͍̥̫̝͇̺͑ ̴̧̪̭̲͙̘͎̀̂̇͐̈́́͑̿̓̈̉ ̵̪̱̐̈́̔̽̆̅̉͑̀̾ ̶̟͚̪̼̥̰͔̱̭̰̇͛̈́̽̕ ̴̯͍͚̹̜̠̺̖̗̼͆̓̍̓̅̈̈́͆͑̾͆̊͝ ̶̡̨͍͖̭̘̳͓̤́̉͑̚͠ ̴̨̧̗̣̞̿͂́̕ ̴̢̧̧̛̯̳̀̅̀̍̄͌̍̀́̓̀͘͘ ̸͉̘̯̐̓͜ ̶̡̢̬͕̹͈͂͐͊̀ ̶͕̪̻͉̜͓̯͔̝̹̳̑̽̎͋̓͌̉̒̈̋̒̄͒̉͜͜ ̶̡͎̠̞̰̠͇̳͇͚̲̟̫̉́͑̊͜͝ ̶̧̛̦̰̻̪v̷̧͙͔̟̱͓̻̥̠̞̣͔͈̋͂͋̒̋̍ ̶̧̻̝͓̈́͒́̓̉́͑͛̒̑̏̇̐̚͝≠̛͉̅̐̾͒̄̐͗̄̚͝ ̷̬͓̂̈́̈́̎̑̀͆̓̾̈̐̕ͅ2̴̢͖̘͚̫͓̞͚͎̝̼̯͈͆͛̀͜ͅ ̴̴̧̨̨͎͖̤͚͎͔̘̮͔̏͛̈́͋̐̂̀͋̋͆̓́̾́̎̇͠͝ͅͅ ̴͉̲̦͇̗͌̎̀͐̾̃̆͝u̶̡̨͎̹͇̺̹̼̫͉̻̺̠̣̐̇̐̈̅̽̎̕͘̕ ̴̴̡̧̨̝͔̘̞̗̞̼̪̺̦̞̘̬̠͉͐́͐̒́̿͛̓͗̇̽̐̀̄̀̚̕̕͘͝ ̴̝̮̹͚̮͎̏͂̈́̽̊̍͐͒̄̑v̴̢̡͍̖͍̭̘̲̝̲̭̲͈͒́̈́̌̂̍̑́̈́̂͐͛̕͝ ̵̧̛̬̺̪̫̺͗̾͗̆͋̆́́̐̒͌͆͜͝+̷͖̘͖̱͎͖͚̜̻̍̓̈́̊̂̏̿͘̚͜ ̵̢̛̘͉̤̠͍̟̮̘̝͓̭̳͚̓̓̈́̔̇́̓̓̓̑͊͒̈͘y̷̛̖͚̪̦̦͍͎̯̺͉̙̓̿͛̚̚;̷̡̢̛̜̝͎̺͚̟̙̗͓̃̽̑͐̾̈́̑͒̐̂͛̚ͅ ̶̨̰͍̣̳̈́̓̾ ̵̻̟̙̖̅̈́̈́͌͋̐̿́̆͂͘͜͠ ̵̡͎͈̭͔̜͊̓̊̈́̾́̍̈́̐̒̚͜ ̸̣̥̟̜̏͝ ̸̢͍̪̘̤̱̓̈͒̈̏̋̈͋̽̈́͝ ̸̧̳̮̥̜̫̟̦̺̙̼̟̘̖̿̊̿̔͐͌̄̓̎͗̀̕̚͠ͅ ̵̡͍͎̙͈̰̲̑͜͝ͅ ̷̼̃̍̒̈́͂̕͝ ̴̨̝̖͋͛̆͗͌̿̂̒̆̀̅̄͘͠ ̸̼̗͖̺̦̭̞̖̊̆͆̾̿̈́͠ͅ ̶̡͕̰̦͎̽̀ ̵̢̲̞̟̳͋̓̎̎͒ ̴̰̭͚̞̜̺̊̇̄̂̀̾̃̕ͅŭ̴̡͙̽̉̑̃̇̍̒̔̈́̉ ̴͔̩̭̙̬̙̺̪͕͉̦̟̦̥̫̀͐=̴͖̼͕͌̾̑̈͊͘͝ ̵̨̡̣̝̱̯̺͔̬̞̙̫̟̗̽̏̓̈́͒̐̅͋̽͝͝ů̴͔̪͕̙̝̙̪̣̹̒̔̏͛̈́̑̈́̈́͛͘̚͜͠͠͝2̸̰͎̲͎̙͉̱̾͐̀ ̸̢̼͎̗͊̄̒͐̈́̉͠-̸̡̞̤̰̠͉̆̌̚͜͠ ̶̯̳͚̭͕̪̖͓̳̅̋̆̓̚͝v̶̧̛̛̥̝̝̭̦̩̮̘̓̓̉̿͝2̵̡̡̛͓̖̺͙̗̤̠̥͚͙̿̉̏͜ ̴͇͉͕͊̊̋̅͂͋̀͐͐̉̇̓̑͠+̷̢̡̧̩̜̳͎͚͓̱͖̖̭͕̗́̈͌̐̎͛̐̒́̕ ̷̢̭̹͚̪̬͍̦͍̺͐̔̅́ͅx̸̨̗̽̀̀̅͜;̴͙̥̯̺̹͇̽ͅ ̸̛̛̳̞̘̲͓̭̩̖̗̫̜̩̈́̀͊́̂̏̾̐́͂̾͜ͅ ̶̼̔̀͆́͑͛́̒̂͛̎̚͝ ̷̛̹͔̩̝̔̋̀̏̉̑͑̋̾͒̆͒͜͝ ̴̣̜̦͓̞̦̬̤͑̋̉̂̀̆̓̿̂̇̆̑ͅ ̵̧͈̜͉̯̟̑̔̇͐̌̈́͐ ̸͉͔͕̘̘̻́͌͋́̅͒̃̅̎̈́ ̴̛͓͊͗̈́̊̆͊ ̵̘̗̺͖̈́͒̈͂̏ ̶̨̰̩̗͇̩̅͠ ̴̨̗͖͖̦͖̺̩̲̪͔̫̋ ̶͉̖̫͓̻̥͓͔̰͌̂̿̚ ̵͇̙̟̼̱̭̹̟͕̒͒̿̃͂͗̂̉͠ ̸̧̛̲̭̝̠͓̋͑̌́̈̐͋͗͊̔̊̽̃̚ͅų̶̡̢̺̞̤͉̬̫̳̤̬͐̑̎̌̉̇̉̓̚͠͝ͅ2̶̨̧̳̫̬͚͉̼̠̎̇͆̈́̓̋̔͗̑̈̽̓͑̕͜͝ ̴̣̥̺͚̭̞̭̯͔̦̓̎̆͋=̴̧̢̧̥͕̻̠̟̦͇̺̪̥̯̰̉̎̿̐̂̍̚ ̸̳̫̼̲̫̙̙͎̀̏͂̎͘ͅư̸͕̝̘̘̽̎͋̇̂͒͒͐̄̈́̚ ̸̴̧̡͔͚͖̠͈͙̦̗̻͓̼̠̹̪̦̒̾̃́̽̑̂̒͑̽͗͛̿́̀ ̷̥̞̽͊̓̐̂̀̏̒͝͝ǔ̷̡̦̘͙̈́̿̾̓̓͑̉͘͝͝͝;̶̤̱̺̝̩͓̫͔̹̰̀̀̒͠ ̵̛̩͉̤̱́̎̓̿̕ ̴̡͔̼͈̝͍͍͓̑͗̿̓̕̕ͅ ̶̩̱̠̕ ̵͖̗̘͎̦̬͚̦̈͑̌̃̔̑͒̆͂̒́ͅ ̵̭̮͔̮̦̦͎͎̼̒́̾̈́̒͌́͒̐̿͑͐ͅ ̵͈͉̜̊̆̎ ̵͕̺͈̠͊̒̈̎̓̽̃̒̀͜͜ ̷̧̤͕͕̯̼͇̙̜̰͔͈̈́͂̅̑̄̔̅̓͛̈̀͂̀̈ͅ ̸̟̝̣̰́̏̏͐͂́̍͒͛̐̋͠ ̴̼͒̇̀̄̑̃͐̑́͌̈̚͘͝ ̷̞̳͇͚̯͕̈́̕ ̸̧̡̣̪̺̺̪̟̪̠͓̖̹͚̾͒̈́͘͠ͅ ̴̝̱͍͇̟̝͍̙͈͎̙͔͉̬̋̆̋̇͆̔v̶̧̡̟̭̭̫̠̯̤̞̹͊̈́͒̽̈͝͝2̷̢̢̨̝͉͎̳̫̯̱̘̰̤͈̤̍̓͆̓̐̋ ̵̧̣̞̻̦̘͕̙̳̰̪̟͂̉̾́̔̾̑̿̌̽=̴̡̤͈͍̙͓̻̻̳̫̼͎͈̆̈̄̀̎̽͠ ̷̞̪͙͎̞̰̰̀̂͌̿ṽ̴̻͓͚̹͙̟̳̭̰̥̮ ̴̸̨̧̧̨̛͇͉͉̼̗̻̲̗͙͓͕̙͉͉̣͍͕̗̙͓̽͛͐͛̀̂̿̉̿̔̑͘̕͝͝ ̸̰̟͉̫͓̗̱͛́̊́̐͂͐͜͜͠ͅv̶̢̼̦̏̔̉̒̓̋̏̔͛̀̚͝;̸̨͍̹̭̮͍͎̒̆ ̷̭͍̳̘̀̋̈́̐̊̈́̊̓̋̆̀̕͠ ̵͉̝̓͛̃̈̀̈̑́́̌͝ͅ ̷̡̛͙͇̬͈̤͆̀̿̓́̏̈́̉̀́͛̕ ̵͙̇̆̔ ̷̮̖̦̩̦́͗̔̐̓͐̋̈̚̚͜͝͠ ̶̛̰̘̝̐́̂͒̊̀̀̒̔̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̢̧̧̯̞͔͉̮̫͔͕͕͊̋̔͌̽̑̃͊͜}̴̧̡̭̱̳̙̥͔͈̤̤̤̊́̏͜;̴͕̬͚͚̳̜̲̅̀̈́̏̉̇͝

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Thank you kindly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They meant self obfuscating.

Can someone transcribe this text please?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's just basic Perl.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A lot of this comes from professors wanting comments in assinments and grade on arbitrary levels of if it exists.

I had one class where the instructor would give a vuage "not enough comments" that I did comments like this on every fuction and loop out of spite.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Code documentation is like sex, when it's good it's great, and when it's not good...it's still better then no documentation.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I disagree. When comments are essentially just a rephrasing of the class/method name or arguments it is not helpful and anything that is not helpful is cluttering up the code and making it harder to quickly see what the code is doing. I'd rather have no comments than comments like that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I reserve comments for explaining why a section of code is needed or explaining how a complex algorithm works.

i = 0; // Set i to 0 is pointless.

if (last_output_vertex[i] == bounds[i]->length - 1) contibuting_bounds[i] = NULL; // stop outputting a bound if the entire bound has been output is helpful.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Comments can also be useful for explaining what the code is intended to do when debugging.

"Hey this function says it should return the number of apples, but looks like someone, not saying who, but someone had a brain fart and typed oranges in one variable. Who wrote this code anyway?"

-Last edited by JonEFive in 2021-

Past me sucks.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You would know if you had sex

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

fair enough

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And if you’re male.

Edit: FFS does no one realize that women experience sex differently from men? Bad sex with an oblivious partner can be downright painful for a woman. The same is typically not true for men. My point was not that women don’t have sex or that they don’t enjoy sex. My point is that they don’t experience it the same way as men.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Image Transcription: Meme


Junior devs writing comments:

[A photograph of a road signpost in front of a metal fence with a low, long building in the distance. The post has two signs on it. At the top is an octagonal sign, filled red with a white outline, reading "STOP". Beneath it is a rectangular sign with an arrow pointing up to the stop sign, and text reading "THIS IS A STOP SIGN".]


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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You mean good human.

I did this over on r*ddit for a while and I'm glad to see that that community exists here too

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lmao me commenting my 14 line bash script, comments almost as long as the script itself.

I have a habit of forgetting "why'd I put this there" and at least with my scripts I can leave myself a note for future me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Well, bash scripts are infamous for being arcane so commenting abundantly is better than nothing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The highest comment-to-code ratio I ever wrote was a CMD script that had to combine three different escaping conventions.

It was a good day when I got to throw that one away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Adding the fourth, ultimate escape to it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean… you gotta have them start the habit somehow

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's face it, such comments usually cause more problems than do good. If someone changes the code and forgets to modify the comment, the reader might favor one or another at random. "Stop sign" example isn't the best but you get my point.

Comments at best should explain some non-obvious logic, or some sort of reasons for implementing one way or another. For SDKs and packages overall, public APIs should also be commented. The rest imo should be readable from code.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If someone changes the code and forgets to modify the comment, the reader might favor one or another at random.

Hence why you should comment why, not how/what.

// slow down traffic before crossing busy main road

Now you can change the stop sign to a yield without touching the comment. Or judge that the comment can be removed if it's clear the main road does no longer exist.